NEW YORK - In an emotional press conference yesterday, American Idol alum, pop star, Clay Aiken tearfully announced that he has been a longtime fan of the Northern Virginia folk-rock quartet, Eddie from Ohio. "They had me since Juggler," a weeping Aiken admitted while surrounded by family and hairdressers. "They're why I got into music" he continued before breaking down into the bosom of his spiritual adviser and tennis instructor.  A representative from EFO's Virginia Soul Records issued the following statement, "I KNEW it, I just KNEW it - HA!"

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