Eddie From Ohio

band

The New James Bond

from Big Noise

We met in the casino
That's when I overheard
him ordered a martini
He wanted shaken and not stirred

I nestled up behind him
His name I wish to know
He said his name was "Bond, James Bond"
That's when I said, "Oh"

We shared a game of blackjack
and James had twenty-one
But the house had only twenty
I guess that means he won

HE'S THE NEW JAMES BOND
AND I'M HIS BOTTLE BLOND
I'M ONE OF SEVEN IN HIS HAREM
AND HE REALLY TURNS ME ON
HE HAS A LICENSE TO KILL
AND PERMISSION TO LOVE
OH, MY NEW JAMES BOND
YOU'RE WHO I'M THINKING OF

My old boyfriend drove a Nissan
He bought used in '83
But James has got a Beemer
and it can go under the sea

When he takes me to the drive-thru
and says that I should treat
and then he takes my french fries
and ejects me from my seat

He said he's going on a mission
and that he can't be late
and he doesn't need the cargo
and I'm only extra weight

CHORUS

For him, I would be kidnapped
Just to earn my love's respect
For him, I'd take a bullet
And my James would not object

My old boyfriend had mounted
an enormous poker debt
But not my O-O-7
For he's never lost a bet

When we're at the roulette table
He says to go powder my face
And when I come back from the bathroom
There's a new girl in my place

He says it's strictly business
And they've own had sex twice
Then he tells me I should get lost
But he says it very nice

CHORUS




Credits:

Michael Clem, J Fish Music/ASCAP

© 1997